Flagrant Paintballing.

Thats right folks, a new era has dawned upon the art of war, or in this case the art of hitting your opponent with high speed paint. The thought came to me after I had gone Paintballing at 'Skirmish' in Roundwood. I realised that I hate that shitty forest. If it so much as drizzles, the ground soaks the water up like a sponge making the worst kind of mud possible. Losing your shoes to the mud is the least of your problems when paintballs are flying past your head. Its the same thing everytime you go to any paintball game, this is because they are always in the woods in the middle of nowhere. you have to battle the elements as well as your opponents, and so, i have the solution.......Urban Paintballing.

It would be perfect. In a huge warehouse, numerous indoor scenarios could be made, with tight corridors and different entry points to small housing like structures. There would be no problem of stray paintballs hitting any passers by because it would all be enclosed in a warehouse. This also gives the owner a chance to locate near or on the outskirts of a town, for example, Bray would have tons of space (and by tons i mean square miles). No more hour long drives out to the middle of nowhere. This would be the ultimate form of Flagrant Paintballing.